@diplo I’m not sure you will want most of the ones you get offered here… 🙂

RT @allisulli: #HappyNewYear to all my favorite animal rights friends @twigtops @elephantjournal @sivham2 @haelox wishing you peace and …

We entertain children with dinosaurs to make extinction seem “cute.”

True love is letting another animal bite your throat.

To make a lens you have to polish the front and the back.

Drinking coffee and waiting for the words to come.

You know what the birds have asked you to do, but you can’t admit it.

Hey, astrology fans, did you know Mercury is squaring Uranus right now? And yes, that IS supposed to hurt.

I will go out of the house. I will cry molten lead onto the Fall of Rome.

@sushi_goat Yes! The verb “to be” only has an imperative by grammatical technicality. How can one command something to be something anyway?