RT @anotheranalogy: Bible is to Constitution as teat is to phallus.

@revoltslogans Hey, ease up on goats…

They are asking for disgusting things.

RT @JosephMagnuson: Bananas are ruled by Mars. Just sayin’…you knew that already, right?

The outcome of winning an argument with a stupid person is that now a stupid person agrees with you.

Sometimes, you don’t need a better way of doing thins. Sometimes, you just need to flush the pudding down the toilet.

@salwahafiz The tricky part is negotiating a relatively peaceful agreement between them and then managing the settlement… 🙂

@salwahafiz Thank you, friend!

RT @LarkinQuotes: I find myself numb, dumb and vague

RT @loveszar: ‰ÛÏBe clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all.‰Û ‰Û¥ Vincent van Gogh