Pile of books and pile of cats competing in my bed over which one makes me more of a spinster.

Time is dead. Metal in the sky.

It’s what would happen if nothing happened.

For several minutes of adolescent fun, add the clause “The problem with genitals is that…” before every declarative sentence.

Wow. ‰ÛÏA drone engineered to autonomously seek out, hack, and wirelessly take over other drones within wifi distance.‰Û http://t.co/N7fmLD90Pj

‰ª´ – Acorn from @yokoono is out, a sequel of sorts to Grapefruit, full of the same energy that’s in her new album: http://t.co/laSE6EJHrS

Dear Syntax, we pledged to keep each other whole but it hasn’t been working. Are we breaking up or just seeing other structures for a while?

Have you heard ‰Û÷Chirpform‰Ûª from haelox on #SoundCloud? https://t.co/Gt5tdYH80k

I just KNEW there was some PR muscle behind the latest papal moves! RT @GreatDismal: Greg Burke, Pope Francis’ PR man http://t.co/KVSWhNkA1W

It would be good if the meanings of each preposition were shuffled at random each day.