I will appear 22 times.

“It is a very remarkable circumstance that the word Cat is not once mentioned in the whole of the canonical Scriptures.”

How many efforts have failed and how many hopes have died in the time it has taken you to read this?

I wanted to give myself a more human face but then I couldn’t find one to take.

RT @steveroggenbuck: “why is there so much suffering?” http://t.co/b8SCfQlG48

You look in the mirror and think about yourself rather than how the mirror was made or how it got where you are now.

I’m spending more time on Twitter because Facebook has gotten too violent for me.

You can’t seriously expect serious people to take the idea of seriousness seriously.

Filth! Filth!

Let me tell you right now… I’m not telling you anything.