RT @everyword: rottenly

The typical problem with helping people is that one has to help them with something.

Usufruct for you and me.

Change your life. Or don’t.

The makers of Swiffer Dusters must CERTAINLY be making a little joke when their only product instructions are “1. Fluff. 2. Insert.”

Envision your total lifetime consumption stream.

I forgot to put “Make To-Do List” on my To-Do List and ended up staring into space all day.

The creator of Celebrity Gynecologist is an unrepentant Heideggerian.

Thanksgiving is where all the dead New Years resolutions go to masturbate in each other’s panties.

Mice are people.