It would be good if the meanings of each preposition were shuffled at random each day.

Haha! Love it! Environmentalists Want to Name Deadly Storms After Climate-Change Skeptics http://t.co/z4qtK5MpFh via @BW

What is it about pooping your way to the top that always feels like shit?

Turn to the birds for stories about turning into birds

In the marriage of Heaven and Hell, who officiates?

In the future, all food will be drones, though whether all drones will be food is still up for debate.

Have you heard ‰Û÷Pulseform‰Ûª from haelox on #SoundCloud? https://t.co/djAkggHp6K

I’m going to admit something I’ve never admitted before: I’ve never admitted something I haven’t admitted before.

My quid pro quos and my tu quoques have gotten all intermangled.

Sometimes I think I might be crying and then I realize I am just eating a banana.