Realizing I’ve been wearing just one slipper for about an hour now, because I forgot to put on the other one.

Please don’t think things.

The past is the price. The present is the product. The future is the change.

Great “classic” investigative reporting. The scandal at the Vatican bank – http://t.co/C2swHU5BVw http://t.co/KBePePGqwX

Amazing series of photographs. Spomenik – Works – Jan Kempenaers http://t.co/jsTkxRqtyC http://t.co/g0W6HTmgIT

Seeds of caraway have been found to have antispasmodic, carminative, emmenagogue, expectorant, galactagogue, stimulant & tonic properties.

Pile of books and pile of cats competing in my bed over which one makes me more of a spinster.

Time is dead. Metal in the sky.

It’s what would happen if nothing happened.

For several minutes of adolescent fun, add the clause “The problem with genitals is that…” before every declarative sentence.