Today I am a Caligula of naps.

paroemiographer (paremiographer), n. – A writer or collector of proverbs.

No, not “resurrection.” “Red erection.”

Drones are the angels of a theocratic surveillance society.

Hiss till it hurts!

Rego, regere, rexi, rectum

I have replaced all the fluids in the bible with sriracha.

Bliss hurts.

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Want to be happy? Try being an abomination.