Pious behavior is simply a perverse reaction to the shock of Being.

Make a list of three people you would never allow in your house. Bury it somewhere outside.

Forever, in a minute

Yes, everything makes me impossibly sad. Yes, it is my fault.

I hate everything but I love everyone.

mere parts

I thought I wanted to learn something, but it was just a passing intestinal problem.

Self-indulgence 
Self-awareness