Everything you could ever know about contemporary consumer culture is clearly stated by the existence of pre-moistened wipes.

Literalism is often functionally no different from illiteracy.

Honey is not a good substitute for toothpaste.

The explosion of coverage and comment after any event is the means by which our culture prevents any discussion of change.

I choose empathy. They choose pathology.

Let’s just agree that it’s better for everyone to hate everyone than it is for anyone to resist power.

Recreational sobbing

I’m already waiting for the next outrage I can appropriate.

Call it “tragedy” if you want, if it’s theater for you.