These cats and I have radically different notions of authenticity.

Where is the of in it anyway?

Prosthetic excrement

A fundamental attunement that has shifted from boredom to annoyance.

Tofu tastes better if you cry while you’re eating it.

I fell down. There are three of us.

Well, I “like” non-being, but sometimes I’m not quite sure what to do with it.

Interface 
Intersex 
Interest 
Inter alia

I thought I had diarrhea but it turned out it was actually a lizard. #freakingout