Your utilization must be managed.

Burn this tweet!

Be your own effigy.

Mayonnaise war! For cats!

One study in rats found that periodontitis impaired penis function.

Let’s move all the monuments on earth to a single island.

Migrate everything to pure ephemerality so that no traces remain, says the anarchivist.

There are no insides, just unsurfaced outsides.

Well, I could throw up, but I just did my hair.

Pick everything off of your scalp until there’s nothing left but ashes.